module.exports = {
	name: 'realestateagent',
	content: 'What if their agent is actually their polymorous third partner and is in on it? They don\'t actually want to buy a house and he\'s not actually a real estate agent, they just put in offers, view the house, have a nasty 3some, complain to come back a couple times, then eventually cancel the offer.\n\nIt\'s classic, I\'ve seen it a million times'
}