diff --git a/functions.js b/functions.js
index 7ab5d67..9336ad4 100644
--- a/functions.js
+++ b/functions.js
@@ -435,6 +435,13 @@ const functions = {
 				const messagePayload = { embeds: [ messageEmbed ] };
 				return messagePayload;
 			}
+		},
+		noMembership() {
+			const embed = new Discord.MessageEmbed()
+				.setAuthor({ name: 'NodBot, powered by Enshittification'})
+				.setTitle('🚨 Subscription Required 🚨')
+				.setDescription('You have attempted to access NodBot\’s premium services without an active subscription. Please refer to our updated Terms of Service and pay the necessary fees to continue. [PayPal link](https://paypal.me/v0idf1sh)')
+				.setFooter({ text: "Ligma balls" });
 		}
 	},
 	collect: {