diff --git a/functions.js b/functions.js
index 025c020..369af8b 100644
--- a/functions.js
+++ b/functions.js
@@ -21,6 +21,22 @@ const Discord = require('discord.js');
 // Fuzzy text matching for db lookups
 const FuzzySearch = require('fuzzy-search');
 
+// OpenAI
+const { Configuration, OpenAIApi } = require("openai");
+
+const configuration = new Configuration({
+	apiKey: process.env.OPENAI_API_KEY,
+});
+const openai = new OpenAIApi(configuration);
+async function openAIStatus(o) {
+	const response = await o.listModels();
+	const models = response.data.data;
+	models.forEach(e => {
+		console.log(`Model ID: ${e.id}`);
+	});
+};
+openAIStatus(openai);
+
 // Various imports from other files
 const config = require('./config.json');
 const strings = require('./strings.json');
@@ -361,6 +377,31 @@ const functions = {
 
 			interaction.reply({ embeds: [ strainEmbed ]});
 		},
+		dalle(prompt, imageUrl, size) {
+			const dalleEmbed = new Discord.MessageEmbed()
+				.setAuthor({ name: "NodBot powered by DALL-E", iconURL: "https://assets.vfsh.dev/openai-logos/PNGs/openai-logomark.png" })
+				.addFields(
+					{ name: "Prompt", value: prompt }
+				)
+				.setImage(imageUrl)
+				.setFooter({ text: `This ${size} image cost ${strings.costs.dalle[size]}¢ to generate.` })
+			return { embeds: [dalleEmbed] };
+		},
+		gpt(prompt, response, usage) {
+			const gptEmbed = new Discord.MessageEmbed()
+				.setAuthor({ name: "NodBot powered by GPT-3", iconURL: "https://assets.vfsh.dev/openai-logos/PNGs/openai-logomark.png" })
+				.setDescription(`**Prompt**\n${prompt}\n\n**Response**\n${response}`)
+				.setFooter({ text: `This prompt used ${usage.tokens} tokens for a cost of ${usage.usdc}¢` })
+			return { embeds: [gptEmbed] };
+		},
+		generatingResponse() {
+			const embed = new Discord.MessageEmbed()
+				.setAuthor({ name: "NodBot powered by OpenAI", iconURL: "https://assets.vfsh.dev/openai-logos/PNGs/openai-logomark.png" })
+				.setImage("https://media.tenor.com/aHMHzNGCb4kAAAAC/sucks.gif")
+				.setDescription("Generating a response, please stand by.")
+				.setFooter({ text: "Ligma balls" });
+			return { embeds: [embed] };
+		}
 	},
 	collect: {
 		gifName(interaction) {
@@ -455,6 +496,12 @@ const functions = {
 					resolve();
 				});
 			})
+		},
+		openai(user, prompt, engine, tokens, usdc) {
+			const query = `INSERT INTO openai (user, prompt, engine, tokens, usdc) VALUES (${db.escape(user)}, ${db.escape(prompt)}, ${db.escape(engine)}, ${db.escape(tokens)}, ${db.escape(usdc)})`;
+			db.query(query, (err) => {
+				if (err) throw err;
+			});
 		}
 	},
 	download: {
@@ -530,6 +577,37 @@ const functions = {
 			}
 		}
 	},
+	openAI: {
+		chatPrompt(userPrompt) {
+			return new Promise(async (resolve, reject) => {
+				const response = await openai.createCompletion({
+					model: 'text-davinci-003',
+					prompt: userPrompt,
+					temperature: 0.7,
+					max_tokens: 250
+				}).catch(e => {
+					reject(e);
+					return null;
+				});
+				resolve(response.data);
+			});
+		},
+		imagePrompt(userPrompt, size, userId) {
+			return new Promise(async (resolve, reject) => {
+				try {
+					const response = await openai.createImage({
+						prompt: userPrompt,
+						size: size,
+						user: userId
+					});
+					resolve(response.data.data[0].url);
+				} catch (e) {
+					reject(e);
+					return;
+				}
+			});
+		}
+	},
 	// Parent-Level functions (miscellaneuous)
 	closeRequest(requestId, interaction) {
 		if (interaction.user.id == ownerId) {
@@ -571,6 +649,18 @@ const functions = {
 
 		return newText + ' <:spongebob:1053398825965985822>';
 	},
+	generateErrorId() {
+		const digitCount = 10;
+		const digits = [];
+		for (let i = 0; i < digitCount; i++) {
+			const randBase = Math.random();
+			const randNumRaw = randBase * 10;
+			const randNumRound = Math.floor(randNumRaw);
+			digits.push(randNumRound);
+		}
+		const errorId = digits.join("");
+		return errorId;
+	}
 };
 
 module.exports = functions;
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diff --git a/package.json b/package.json
index 7c84570..05f8e83 100644
--- a/package.json
+++ b/package.json
@@ -1,7 +1,7 @@
 {
   "name": "nodbot",
-  "version": "3.1.0",
-  "description": "Nods and Nod Accessories.",
+  "version": "3.2.0",
+  "description": "Nods and Nod Accessories, now with ChatGPT!",
   "main": "main.js",
   "dependencies": {
     "@discordjs/builders": "^0.16.0",
@@ -12,10 +12,11 @@
     "dotenv": "^10.0.0",
     "fuzzy-search": "^3.2.1",
     "mysql": "^2.18.1",
+    "openai": "^3.2.1",
     "tenorjs": "^1.0.10"
   },
   "engines": {
-    "node": "16.x"
+    "node": "18.x"
   },
   "devDependencies": {
     "eslint": "^7.32.0"
diff --git a/slash-commands/chat.js b/slash-commands/chat.js
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..efeaad7
--- /dev/null
+++ b/slash-commands/chat.js
@@ -0,0 +1,27 @@
+const { SlashCommandBuilder } = require('@discordjs/builders');
+const fn = require('../functions.js');
+
+module.exports = {
+	data: new SlashCommandBuilder()
+		.setName('chat')
+		.setDescription('Send a message to ChatGPT')
+		.addStringOption(o =>
+			o.setName("prompt")
+			 .setDescription("Prompt to send to ChatGPT")
+			 .setRequired(true)
+		),
+	async execute(interaction) {
+		await interaction.deferReply();
+		await interaction.editReply(fn.embeds.generatingResponse());
+		const userPrompt = interaction.options.getString("prompt");
+		const response = await fn.openAI.chatPrompt(userPrompt).catch(e => console.error(e));
+		const responseText = response.choices[0].text;
+		const usage = {
+			tokens: response.usage.total_tokens,
+			usdc: response.usage.total_tokens * ( 0.2 / 1000 ) // 0.2¢ per 1000 tokens or 0.0002¢ per token.
+		};
+		const gptEmbed = fn.embeds.gpt(userPrompt, responseText, usage);
+		await interaction.editReply(gptEmbed);
+		fn.upload.openai(interaction.user.id, userPrompt, "gpt-3.5-turbo", usage.tokens, usage.usdc);
+	},
+};
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diff --git a/slash-commands/dalle.js b/slash-commands/dalle.js
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..029b066
--- /dev/null
+++ b/slash-commands/dalle.js
@@ -0,0 +1,40 @@
+const { SlashCommandBuilder } = require('@discordjs/builders');
+const fn = require('../functions.js');
+const strings = require("../strings.json");
+
+module.exports = {
+	data: new SlashCommandBuilder()
+		.setName('dalle')
+		.setDescription('Generate an image with DALL-e')
+		.addStringOption(o =>
+			o.setName("prompt")
+			 .setDescription("Prompt to send to DALL-e")
+			 .setRequired(true)
+		)
+		.addStringOption(o =>
+			o.setName("size")
+			 .setDescription("1024x1024, 512x512, 256x256")
+			 .setRequired(false)
+			 .addChoices(
+				{ name: "1024x1024 (2¢)", value: "1024x1024" },
+				{ name: "512x512 (1.8¢)", value: "512x512" },
+				{ name: "256x256 (1.6¢)", value: "256x256" }
+			 )),
+	async execute(interaction) {
+		try {
+			await interaction.deferReply();
+			await interaction.editReply(fn.embeds.generatingResponse());
+			const userPrompt = interaction.options.getString("prompt");
+			const size = interaction.options.getString("size") ? interaction.options.getString("size") : "512x512";
+
+			const imageUrl = await fn.openAI.imagePrompt(userPrompt, size);
+			const dalleEmbed = fn.embeds.dalle(userPrompt, imageUrl, size);
+			await interaction.editReply(dalleEmbed);
+			fn.upload.openai(interaction.user.id, userPrompt, "dalle", 0, strings.costs.dalle[size]);
+		} catch (err) {
+			const errorId = fn.generateErrorId();
+			console.error(`${errorId}: ${err}`);
+			await interaction.editReply(`An error has occured. Error ID: ${errorId}\n${err}`);
+		}
+	},
+};
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diff --git a/strings.json b/strings.json
index bcf8a14..b82b6db 100644
--- a/strings.json
+++ b/strings.json
@@ -22,5 +22,15 @@
 		"bussin fr, no cap",
 		"ongggg no :billed_cap: fr fr"
 	],
+	"costs": {
+		"gpt": {
+			"gpt-3.5-turbo": 0.2
+		},
+		"dalle": {
+			"256x256": 1.6,
+			"512x512": 1.8,
+			"1024x1024": 2.0
+		}
+	},
 	"temp": {}
 }
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