Variable joint responses

commands/joint.js

@@ -1,9 +1,11 @@
 const { emoji } = require('../config.json');
+const { weed } = require('../src/strings.json');
 
 module.exports = {
 	name: 'joint',
 	description: 'Pass the joint!',
 	execute(message, args) {
-		message.channel.send('It\'s dangerous to go alone... take this: ' + emoji.joint);
+		const randIndex = Math.floor(Math.random() * weed.length);
+		message.channel.send(`${weed[randIndex]} ${emoji.joint}`);
 	}
 }

src/strings.json

@@ -0,0 +1,13 @@
+{
+	"weed": [
+		"It's dangerous to go alone, take this",
+		"Dave's not here, man",
+		"I was gonna clean my room, but then I got high",
+		"When in doubt, smoke it out",
+		"I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints, and then I smoke two more",
+		"Today's forecast is cloudy with a chance of munchies",
+		"You're gonna be doing a lot of doobie rollin' when you're living in a ran down by the river!",
+		"You'll have plenty of time to live in a van down by the river... when you're living in a van down by the river!",
+		"Roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems"
+	]
+}